the peekay masterplan

ok so this starts the same way any bsp peekay plan begins, which is to say, all bsp in the land roll trashmages, ok? so we all roll them & we all level them to like, 25, which should only take a few good weeks. then we pop charmperson for all trashmages & schedule one fine day to all log @ the same time, like 500 unknown trashmages of doom & sorrow. so once were masslogged & ready to rock you like a hurricane, we all charm 100 kenders and--here's the genius of this--RELEASE THEM IN THE MIDDLE OF BALIFOR AND MASSRECALL. the kenders will start stealing all wildlaw recalls and coins, casing massive casualties, wrecking havoc & just acting in general like a plague of locusts, @ which point we masslog, spell/haste, wind to balifor and slay all.kender w/ extreme prejudice, and then we--prepare for more genius--RETURN ALL COIN/RECALL TO WILDLAWS. this will cause them to wipe tears from the corner of their eyes in gratitude & they will all want to become friends forever, so just as they come out of inn & guilds, in the middle of handshaking & backslapping & hearty guffawing about how we were all such nerds, warring over nothing, we all spell/haste again and bash their faces while spamming , hands you a note.

then we deeprent all.loot & release another batch of 50000 kenders in balifor so they cant ever log on and go out of town w/ a recall anymore.

teh end.