Saturday, May 30, 2009

Blast from the Past #21

[22:57] <frik> pestiiiik!!!! %)
[22:57] <yAir-> %)
[22:57] <Pestik> omfg
[22:57] <Pestik> GUYS
[22:57] <Pestik> yair
[22:57] <Pestik> and frik
[22:57] <Pestik> glad 2 use u
[22:59] <yAir-> glad to USE me??
[23:01] <Pestik> omfg
[23:01] <Pestik> sry
[23:01] <Pestik> glad 2 see u
[23:01] <Pestik> %)
[23:01] <Pestik> use
[23:01] <Pestik> tt
[23:01] <Pestik> think about that blondie in gym

Friday, May 29, 2009

Pestik PREACHES!

Sancho says 'anyone not understand or NOT ready?'
Viran says 'sec'
Viran says 'sanca'
Sancho says 'once i say, you only have 10 seconds to leave this room else u will be diqualified'
Viran says 'sancho'
Viran says 'do u know'


...
Viran says '?'
Sancho says 'know what'
Viran says 'wilds suxx'
Viran says 'ok i ready !'

Blast from the Past #20

Kaldean says 'i dont see how bsp can call war on chaos for grouping a wild'
Kaldean says 'just zoning with it'
Kaldean says 'bsp and wild are not at war atm'
Kaldean says 'its actually illegal for a clan to do that'
Kaldean says 'you realize this?'
You say 'omfg'

Blast from the Past #19

[13:27] <+mavlad> Vespin tells you 'lauriel is a cosmetic brand in the usa'
[13:27] <+mavlad> Vespin tells you 'your name'
[13:27] <+mavlad> Vespin tells you 'it's the name of a company that sells makeup'
[13:27] <+mavlad> wow some my fans made a company

Saturday, May 23, 2009

Blast from the Past #18

[12:26] <+Klint> is dabel still part of us?
[12:26] <@Marti^no> dont think so
[12:26] <+Klint> lame
[12:27] <+Klint> so all the guys we took in just ditched on, how ungrateful!
[12:27] <@Marti^no> they will regret it when they ask to come back
[12:28] <@Marti^no> northeurotrash
[12:28] <|Edde|> hey!
[12:28] <|Edde|> they south from me!
[12:29] <@Marti^no> then its southeurotrash for you
[12:29] <|Edde|> hehe :)
[12:29] <@Marti^no> wtf r u from
[12:29] <@Marti^no> north pole?

Carpenter vs IRC

278H 154V 3500934X 2988C Exits:W> say port: 5555,6667-6669
You say 'port: 5555,6667-6669'

278H 154V 3500934X 2988C Exits:W> say group: espernet
You say 'group: espernet'

278H 154V 3500934X 2988C Exits:W>
Cloudreaver grabs a dirty cloth and starts wiping the sweat off his
bulging muscles.

278H 154V 3500934X 2988C Exits:W>
Malkei sighs loudly.

278H 154V 3500934X 2988C Exits:W>
Malkei says 'nothing'

278H 154V 3500934X 2988C Exits:W>
Malkei says 'shit on my face whore....'

278H 154V 3500934X 2988C Exits:W>
Malkei says 'this stuff blows my mind'

278H 154V 3500934X 2988C Exits:W> TICK IN 5 SECONDS.
rofl
You roll on the floor in a fit of laughter.

278H 154V 3500934X 2988C Exits:W>
Malkei says 'i am a carpenter'

Malkei says 'i swing a fucking hammer, and this computer is about to get a hammer swung at it'

Unknown Mavlad!

Mavlad tells you '!'
You tell Mavlad '!'
Mavlad tells you 'remove my title pls'
You tell Mavlad 'done'
Mavlad tells you 'thx'
Mavlad tells you 'gonne be unknown!'

Friday, May 22, 2009

New Rule!

[22:57] <RulingMark> eq possession goes through pwipes!!!
[22:57] <RulingMark> thats the new rule!

Thursday, May 21, 2009

Confession!

Elyana tells you 'mavlad is gnome !'

Secret Revealed!

[23:24] <A-Ralf> i play this to study nerds, i've been writing my thesis for a couple years now.

Wednesday, May 20, 2009

Blast from the Past #17

[21:07] <felix1> Waldorf tells your group 'we kill all'
[21:08] <frik> sounds like mavlad
[21:08] <RulingMark> i was a mavlad in my younger age!

Tuesday, May 19, 2009

Scariest Five Lines Ever.

[07:02] <@Cubalibre> imagine 1000 mavlads in arctic
[07:02] <@Cubalibre> fighting us
[07:02] <@Cubalibre> they dont give a shit for greed
[07:02] <@Cubalibre> they want their "fun"
[07:03] <@Cubalibre> even if they die

Monday, May 18, 2009

Blast from the Past #16

[12:45] * Quid| has joined #secretchannel
[12:45] * breiner|afk sets mode: +o Quid|
[12:46] <Quid|> Peace!
[12:46] <mavlad> War!
[12:46] <Quid|> pink rabbits
[12:46] <mavlad> bash wilds

Blast from the Past #15

[19:42] <Alexandr0s> whats a magical dwarven stain?
[19:44] <yAirAFk> its what the magical dwarven diaper prevents

Sunday, May 17, 2009

Blast from the Past #14

[20:34] <mavlad> can get the list of english words
[20:34] <mavlad> so i ll able to script it look at them
[20:34] <mavlad> somehow
[20:37] <suf> what list?
[20:37] <suf> list of ALL ENGLISH words?
[20:37] <mavlad> like
[20:37] <mavlad> a
[20:37] <mavlad> aback
[20:37] <mavlad> abacus
[20:37] <mavlad> ...
[20:37] <mavlad> z
[20:37] <suf> rofl
[20:38] <mavlad> but list in the file
[20:38] <suf> all words?
[20:38] <mavlad> yeah
[20:38] <suf> there are too many words
[20:38] <suf> in the english language
[20:38] <mavlad> still!
[20:38] <suf> buy a dictionary
[20:38] <mavlad> all i find has no list i can get from
[20:39] <mavlad> dictionary means translate!
[20:39] <mavlad> i noneed , just need words
[20:41] <suf> dunno where to find something
[20:42] <mavlad> sux , there is a lot dictionaries but no plain list

Friday, May 15, 2009

Blast from the Past #13

11:13 <@mavlad> whats allylmercaptomethylpenicillinate
11:13 <@yAir> ...
11:14 <@mavlad> is it english word

Blast from the Past #12

Alisaan tells you '-All monster kills will now give 10% more experience '
Alisaan tells you 'whats that'
Alisaan tells you 'what mobs are monsters'
Alisaan tells you 'yeah but how do u get a monster kill'

Thursday, May 14, 2009

Blast from the Past #11

**Elyana: if u spam me i understand nothing btw
**Elyana: i dunno english

Wednesday, May 13, 2009

Blast from the Past #10

[09:30] <@Pestik> TAJS
[09:30] <@Pestik> how are u !!!!!
[09:30] <@Pestik> ia m
[09:30] <@Pestik> ooo
[09:30] <@Pestik> i forget 2 tell !
[09:30] <@Pestik> 13julay
[09:30] <@Pestik> i have drive test
[09:30] <@Pestik> for licence
[09:30] <@frik> omg
[09:30] <@Tajs_afk> dont fail!
[09:30] <@freddyy> good luck
[09:30] <@frik> PESTIK ON THE LOSE
[09:30] <@Pestik> if i pay 300$
[09:30] <@frik> LOOSE
[09:30] <@Pestik> i will have licence
[09:30] <@Pestik> !!!
[09:30] <@Pestik> %)
[09:30] <@freddyy> 300$ bribe?
[09:30] <@Pestik> u pay 300$
[09:30] <@Pestik> not offical
[09:31] <@Pestik> and u get licence here
[09:31] <@freddyy> oh :)
[09:31] <@frik> laf
[09:31] <@Pestik> or u pay 500$
[09:31] <@Pestik> and drive licence right in ur hand
[09:31] <@Pestik> for 500$ u do nothink just wait week %)
[09:31] <@Tajs_afk> why pay 500?
[09:31] <@Pestik> hmm
[09:31] <@Pestik> tajs
[09:31] <@Pestik> u seat at home
[09:31] <@Pestik> and dont know what mean car
[09:31] <@Pestik> and how 2 drive
[09:31] <@Pestik> u pay 500$
[09:31] <@Pestik> and u have drive licence
[09:31] <@Tajs_afk> then you pay 500 for a drivers license?
[09:32] <@Pestik> without fucking school
[09:32] <@Pestik> its not legal
[09:32] <@Pestik> %)
[09:32] <@Tajs_afk> for 300 you go somewhere and get it?
[09:32] <@Pestik> for 300
[09:32] <@Pestik> its after school
[09:32] <@Pestik> i almost done drive school
[09:32] <@Pestik> and they say
[09:32] <@Pestik> if u want 100% past test
[09:32] <@Pestik> it will cost 300$
[09:32] <@Pestik> )%
[09:32] <@Tajs_afk> lol
[09:32] <@Pestik> if u dont pay
[09:32] <@Pestik> u will 100% fall on drive test
[09:33] <@frik> rofl
[09:33] <@canuck> haha
[09:33] <@Pestik> he will just say
[09:33] <@Tajs_afk> hahaha
[09:33] <@Pestik> it waz dungerious
[09:33] <@Pestik> so ffs u didnt past
[09:33] <@frik> dungerious!
[09:33] <@freddyy> sounds like working as driving-tester is profitable in russia
[09:33] <@Pestik> and my target is
[09:33] <@canuck> 300 rubbles?
[09:33] <@Pestik> pay only 150$
[09:33] <@Pestik> not 300
[09:33] <@Qu`d> woho
[09:33] <@Qu`d> I get to eat soon
[09:33] <@Pestik> if i make right teoretik
[09:33] <@Pestik> how 2 say
[09:33] <@Pestik> teoria
[09:33] <@freddyy> theory
[09:33] <@frik> theory
[09:33] <@Pestik> theory ???????
[09:34] <@Pestik> when u just read
[09:34] <@Pestik> and dont do it
[09:34] <@Pestik> its theory ?
[09:34] <@frik> yea, that's theory
[09:34] <@freddyy> yes
[09:34] <@Pestik> price is
[09:34] <@Pestik> 150$ for teory test
[09:34] <@Pestik> and 150$ for drive test
[09:34] <@Pestik> i will try 2 past teory test
[09:34] <@Pestik> my self )%
[09:34] <@Pestik> and 150$ its 100$ need 2 pay )%
[09:35] <@Pestik> and 150$ its 100% need 2 pay )%
[09:35] <@Pestik> %)
[09:35] <@Pestik> DO U UNDERSTAND THE TEXT
[09:35] <@Pestik> PESTIK WILL DRIVE CAR SOON
[09:35] <@freddyy> hehe
[09:35] <@frik> rofl
[09:35] <@freddyy> DONT DRINK AND DRIVE!
[09:35] <@frik> DONT DO THAT MAN
[09:35] <@Pestik> no
[09:35] <@Pestik> iam genious
[09:35] <@frik> indeed :)
[09:35] <@Pestik> i will drive greene and ronsy
[09:35] <@Pestik> when they drunked
[09:36] <@canuck> AND PICK UP DIRTY GIRLS
[09:36] <@Pestik> and will get more beer
[09:36] <@Pestik> noooo
[09:36] <@Pestik> first
[09:36] <@Pestik> i will drive they at home
[09:36] <@Pestik> they will lost alot of vodka
[09:36] <@Pestik> in my car
[09:36] <@Pestik> and then
[09:36] <@Pestik> DIRTY GIRLSSSSSSSSSSS
[09:36] <@Pestik> good idea ?
[09:36] <@Qu`d> "there is no spoone", - the matrickxs
[09:36] <@canuck> yes good idea
[09:36] <@freddyy> sounds good :)
[09:37] <@Pestik> greene said story
[09:37] <@Pestik> he drive his car
[09:37] <@Pestik> stoped on road because saw good girls
[09:37] <@Pestik> asked they
[09:37] <@Pestik> how are u
[09:37] <@Pestik> then answerd
[09:37] <@Pestik> we work
[09:37] <@Pestik> tt
[09:37] <@Pestik> russia is ownage !
[09:37] <@canuck> greene said
[09:37] <@frik> rofl
[09:37] <@canuck> HOW MUCH
[09:37] <@Pestik> noooo
[09:37] <@Pestik> after 3 hours
[09:38] <@Pestik> when we go walk with a dog
[09:38] <@Pestik> he said
[09:38] <@Pestik> he so saddly
[09:38] <@Pestik> because he didnt ask how much
[09:38] <@Pestik> !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
[09:38] <@Pestik> stupid ass greenee %)

Tuesday, May 12, 2009

Blast from the Past #9

[01:09] <Martino> whats your weap
[01:10] <pestik> didnt left in
[01:10] <pestik> its war tinon
[01:10] <pestik> %)
[01:10] <pestik> dont want left it withour group

Monday, May 11, 2009

Blast from the Past #8

[22:36] <Pestik> listen plz
[22:36] <Pestik> i
[22:36] <Pestik> have
[22:36] <Pestik> place
[22:36] <Pestik> when i fleed from 10group man
[22:36] <Pestik> i think about
[22:36] <Martino> yuri translate plz
[22:36] <Pestik> i must looted some scrolls
[22:37] <Pestik> rhon
[22:37] <frik> oeii
[22:37] <Pestik> jncd` saef`k nr 10 weknbej onmb wrn j`rn usim q pejnknl
[22:37] <Martino> oeii to you too
[22:37] <Jero_> lol
[22:37] <Pestik> h q psj`lh
[22:37] <Jero_> pestik udidnt have any recalls?
[22:37] <Martino> i understand much better now
[22:37] <Pestik> saef`k melmncn m` qebep h m`ohq`k psj`lh g`whr`r| pejnk hg psj
[22:37] <Jero_> lol
[22:37] <Martino> ok clear now
[22:37] <Pestik> mn lni a`mep nj`g`kq qkhxjnl refek{i
[22:37] <Martino> he wants the recipe of lasagne
[22:37] <Pestik> j`rnp{i a{k b psje
[22:37] <Jero_> hahhaha
[22:37] <Yuri_afk> ...
[22:37] <Pestik> mark
[22:37] <Pestik> ops
[22:37] <Pestik> tino
[22:38] <Pestik> u lose ur plane
[22:38] <Pestik> u massriped us
[22:39] <Martino> i lost my plane?
[22:39] <Pestik> if plane lose
[22:39] <Pestik> ur plan waz
[22:39] <Pestik> tank with sann
[22:39] <AK|> anyone here can toss bienca 10k coins for ranks?
[22:39] <Martino> plz can i send this log to suf's?
[22:39] <Pestik> right tino ?
[22:39] <Pestik> tino
[22:42] <Pestik> tino
[22:42] <Pestik> u scary me ?
[22:42] <Pestik> %)
[22:43] <Martino> how can someone be mad at you
[22:43] <Pestik> dont know
[22:43] <Pestik> i have only 1 evil in my life
[22:43] <Pestik> another all friends
[22:43] <Martino> hehe
[22:43] <stuntman> whos that
[22:43] <Pestik> but that evil i can really kick askk almost too die
[22:43] <Pestik> RATASSSSSSSSSSSSSS
[22:43] <Pestik> RATASSSSSSSSSSSSSS

Sunday, May 10, 2009

GOKABOLT!

[22:48] <_puff_> <goka> looks like its about time for me to learn my way from solace to palanthas and kalaman!
[22:48] <_puff_> sweet jesus
[22:48] <_puff_> fuck me
[22:48] <_puff_> WHY WONT THE PEOPLE WHO NEED TO QUIT
[22:48] <_puff_> QUIT
[22:48] <_puff_> WHYWHYWHYWHYWHYWHYWHYWHYWHY

Blast from the Past #7

**Gilwing: why are wilds around 24/7?
**Kazbek: they has no life
**Kazbek: computer nerds

Thursday, May 07, 2009

A fine example of Runglish

[22:05] <Greene> yair how is you army stuff ? ive late yday

Wednesday, May 06, 2009

Poor Pestik needs a chef!

**Pivi: i dont cock for self

Tuesday, May 05, 2009

Blast from the Past #6

[07:33] <Pestik> btw
[07:33] <Pestik> kill ronsy
[07:33] <Pestik> and get all his eq
[07:34] <@|Martin|> oki
[07:34] <Pestik> he got a trouble in collige
[07:34] <Pestik> and that stupid ass dont understand that he must stop play for some time
[07:34] <@|Martin|> what kinda touble?
[07:35] <Pestik> trouble
[07:35] <Pestik> he need pay money
[07:35] <Pestik> or just learn
[07:35] <Pestik> %)
[07:35] <Pestik> exzame
[07:35] <Pestik> dont know word %(
[07:35] <Pestik> like u learn all year
[07:35] <Pestik> and they teachers ask u what u know
[07:35] <@|Martin|> exams
[07:35] <Pestik> u can pay they and dont answer
[07:35] <Pestik> or answer
[07:35] <Pestik> and pay
[07:35] <Pestik> %)
[07:35] <Pestik> less

Monday, May 04, 2009

Blast from the Past #5

<mavlad> useless algebra
<mavlad> noneed to know algerbra for pk ppl!

Sunday, May 03, 2009

Blast from the Past #4

662H 163V 1X 1031C Exits:(NE)S(W)> 'plate

Visara drops a shard of marble.

662H 163V 1X 1031C Exits:(NE)S(W)>
Ziro says 'plate'

662H 163V 1X 1031C Exits:(NE)S(W)> 'too
You say 'plate'

662H 163V 1X 1031C Exits:(NE)S(W)>
Ziro says 'too'

662H 163V 1X 1031C Exits:(NE)S(W)>
Flandal stands up.
FLANDAL ---> stands up!

662H 163V 1X 1031C Exits:(NE)S(W)>
Abu stands up.
ABU ---> stands up!

662H 163V 1X 1031C Exits:(NE)S(W)> You say 'too'

662H 163V 1X 1031C Exits:(NE)S(W)>
Abu says 'oh yeah!'

662H 163V 1X 1031C Exits:(NE)S(W)>
Vaga gets a shard of marble.

662H 163V 1X 1031C Exits:(NE)S(W)> highf ziro

Flandal focuses on Visara and utters some strange words.
Flandal heals Visara.

662H 163V 1X 1031C Exits:(NE)S(W)>
Ziro gives you a high-five.

662H 163V 1X 1031C Exits:(NE)S(W)>
You high-five Ziro.

662H 163V 1X 1031C Exits:(NE)S(W)> rofl

Ziro rolls on the floor in a fit of laughter.

662H 163V 1X 1031C Exits:(NE)S(W)> You roll on the floor in a fit of laughter.

Ziro says 'quit it'

662H 163V 1X 1031C Exits:(NE)S(W)>
Flandal begins resting but stays aloft.

662H 163V 1X 1031C Exits:(NE)S(W)>
Ziro says 'that's not funny anymore!'

Friday, May 01, 2009

Blast from the Past #3

[04:22] <Martino> michi seriously
[04:22] <Martino> did you ever meet
[04:22] <Martino> a guy more gentle
[04:22] <Martino> and stallion than me?
[04:23] <skiya|gone> cant say for sure
[04:23] <skiya|gone> but
[04:23] <skiya|gone> you are the most stallionly text based person ive met