Wednesday, June 29, 2005

illicit activities come to light

465H 110V 16047604X 229C Exits:S>
You tell Sancho 'do you play poke regularly'

465H 110V 16047604X 229C Exits:S>
Sancho tells you 'every day'

Thursday, June 23, 2005

way to make mitch quit

[18:28] <mitch01> Grem tells you 'have you ever been renshai?'
[18:28] <mitch01> haha what a insult
[18:28] <RulingMark> rofl
[18:28] <mitch01> i quit thats it

Tuesday, June 21, 2005

Cemetary of a trash

patrick----- You disappear in a puff of smoke!
patrick----- Trapped Deep in the Trash Mountain
patrick----- Fighting for your life in the trash, you start to feel your life being
patrick----- sucked away by the awful stench and the acidic mire. Slowly, painfully you
patrick----- are smothered. Your body lies buried forever, lost deep in the trash
patrick----- mountain.
patrick----- -11H 34V 552C > Your detect invisibility wears off.
patrick----- haha
patrick----- hey
patrick----- how fitting off
patrick----- a cemetary
patrick----- for trash mage

Monday, June 20, 2005

the peekay masterplan

ok so this starts the same way any bsp peekay plan begins, which is to say, all bsp in the land roll trashmages, ok? so we all roll them & we all level them to like, 25, which should only take a few good weeks. then we pop charmperson for all trashmages & schedule one fine day to all log @ the same time, like 500 unknown trashmages of doom & sorrow. so once were masslogged & ready to rock you like a hurricane, we all charm 100 kenders and--here's the genius of this--RELEASE THEM IN THE MIDDLE OF BALIFOR AND MASSRECALL. the kenders will start stealing all wildlaw recalls and coins, casing massive casualties, wrecking havoc & just acting in general like a plague of locusts, @ which point we masslog, spell/haste, wind to balifor and slay all.kender w/ extreme prejudice, and then we--prepare for more genius--RETURN ALL COIN/RECALL TO WILDLAWS. this will cause them to wipe tears from the corner of their eyes in gratitude & they will all want to become friends forever, so just as they come out of inn & guilds, in the middle of handshaking & backslapping & hearty guffawing about how we were all such nerds, warring over nothing, we all spell/haste again and bash their faces while spamming , hands you a note.

then we deeprent all.loot & release another batch of 50000 kenders in balifor so they cant ever log on and go out of town w/ a recall anymore.

teh end.

Sunday, June 19, 2005

here is a note for you

[03:49] [Yuri] man this is weird, we wouldnt let our daughter watch toons at a big tv screen in the living room
[03:49] [Yuri] so she goes to her room, shuts the door behind her
[03:50] [Yuri] 5 mins after she crawls through the corridor
[03:50] [jakob] crawls?
[03:50] [blBloblb] with a knife
[03:50] [Yuri] and throws in a bound scroll, it reads "i am disapointd with you"
[03:50] [blBloblb] yuri... your daughter is awesome
[03:50] [jakob] how old is she?
[03:50] [Yuri] 6
[03:51] [Yuri] then comes the next scroll with an ultimatum
[03:51] [Yuri] "harry potter or disappointd again"
[03:51] [blBloblb] i dunno but.
[03:52] [blBloblb] that's pretty damn awesome for 6
[03:52] [Yuri] the worst part is - i wouldnt be against watching it, BUT she COMMENTS the movie ALL ALONG
[03:52] [blBloblb] what's so bad about that
[03:53] [Yuri] you havent experienced it to know
[03:53] [Yuri] its like dolby surround drives you insane after some time
[03:53] [harm] she is female isnt she you cant expect her to be quiet
[03:53] [Yuri] no shit
[03:53] [jakob] I can imagine high pitched russian in dolby surround can drive you insane
[03:54] [harm] dolby surround mavlad runglish
[03:54] [blBloblb] can you imagine like mavlad at 6 and his mom disconnecting the phone cable so he can't mud
[03:54] [blBloblb] he hands her a note
[03:54] [blBloblb] "you fucking disappoint me"
[03:54] [Yuri] heheheh
[03:55] [harm] i dont think hed hand her a note hed like wear a trashcan cover, wield a fork and start bashing
[03:55] [Yuri] bashing first
[03:55] [harm] notes later
[03:55] [blBloblb] I'M +5BASH
[03:55] [Yuri] PREEMPTIVE STRIKE BITCH
[03:55] [harm] this is getting blogged.
[03:55] [blBloblb] it wasnt that good
[03:56] * harm hands bob note
[03:56] [blBloblb] that's going to be our new social for stfu
[03:56] [blBloblb] emote hands you a note

Friday, June 17, 2005

my reputation preceeds me

Approaching the Hills of Khuri-Khan
A prancing stallion is standing here, carrying Nora (invisible).
A prancing stallion is standing here, carrying Nico.

448H 106V 6964180X 1826C Mem:1 Exits:NW> l nico
You see nothing special about him.
Nico the young adult male high elf is in an excellent condition.

Nico is using:
a dog tag
a leather training cap
a pair of leather training boots
a heavy woolen tunic

448H 106V 6964180X 1826C Mem:1 Exits:NW> l nora
You see nothing special about her.
Nora the young adult female gnome is in an excellent condition (invisible).

Nora is using:
a bright ball of light..it glows dimly
a pink cotton nightgown
an old cloth hat
a pair of leather training boots
a small bone knife

448H 106V 6964180X 1826C Mem:1 Exits:NW> em pk
*Peredast pk

448H 106V 6964180X 1826C Mem:1 Exits:NW>
Nora stops using a bright ball of light.
Nora grabs a scroll of recall.
Nora recites a scroll of recall.
Nora disappears.
Nora slides off the back of a spirited stallion as it dances about.

448H 106V 6964180X 1826C Mem:1 Exits:NW>
Nico stops using a long steel pike.
Nico grabs a scroll of recall.
Nico recites a scroll of recall.
Nico disappears.
Nico slides off the back of a spirited stallion as it dances about.

words of wisdom from your friendly neighborhood mavlad

**Hipho: 'TERO IS HARD! HE HITS HARD! YOU SHOULD RESCUE THE TANK WHEN YOU ENTER THE ROOM OR WHEN THE TANK IS BASHED! AND RESCUE BY NAME TOO! HE'S REALLY HARD! TERO'

What happens when you eat paste.

[18:35] <+VeWt> i used to have a 4 inch one
[18:35] <+VeWt> haha
[18:35] <+VeWt> i cut it off
[18:35] <+VeWt> never having 1 again :)

let it never be said bsp recruits newbies

[14:09] [donki] give me dir to xak please
[14:09] [donki] all east from sol, then what?
[14:09] [donki] 2 west or how many?

UPDATE:

[15:23] [donki] is xak inside (after dragon) the same?

Thursday, June 16, 2005

The runglish that was heard across the world.

I consider this a seminal work in the study of modern runglish (post brama/bruce era):

[07:08] <pestik> after clan repoped all eq.i will obtain clan to kick u or
i go away self
[07:08] <pestik> its said chormas in private
[07:08] <Marti^no> what?
[07:09] <pestik> he told me that
[07:09] <pestik> and i answer
[07:09] <Marti^no> that what
[07:09] <pestik> vassago
[07:09] <pestik> send that to me in private
[07:10] <Marti^no> yeah but i didnt understand what you said
[07:10] <pestik> oh
[07:10] <pestik> sec
07:14] <pestik> After a clan repop eq, I shall achieve, that you therefrom
have left or I shall leave
[07:14] <pestik> understand ?
[07:14] <Marti^no> hehe man, no
[07:14] <pestik> hm
[07:14] <pestik> u dont understand text ?

Skills, and the lack thereof. Do we really need them?

An abstract for my final thesis to the university.

Skills. The dictionary says:

1) Proficiency, facility, or dexterity that is acquired or developed through training or experience. 2) An art, trade, or technique, particularly one requiring use of the hands or body.
A developed talent or ability: writing skills.

Skills or lacking of it. Thats the first thing people whine about when they die alone to a group of 12 people. Skills, or lacking of it. Thats the first thing people whine about when one particular clan recruits so many people, you couldn't tell who from who in irc if you take a sabbatical for a week. That is what skill mean to people. If you want to be elite, you need skills they say. You could be the most spelled up mage, or druid, or kender in the game, but you might just be a follower, a parasite, a beggar following a leader and scavenging for scraps of eq and spells that the leader toss aside. Basically, you might not be skillful. For that, you don't gain their respect, no.

But lets step back, and reflect. Are skills really that pervasive in this world of gnomes, goblins and mavlads? Do they even play a part in our daily lives and most importantly, do they affect the outcome of any conflict? Skills I say, is an excuse, a deflection from the facts. The facts of our inefficiencies, of our failures and of our lack of skills. Your level 20 died to a group of 15 people? That is efficiency. No use trying to show skills by trying to solo you and letting you get away. People are result oriented, and when it comes the the crunch, results are what moves the world, not skills. How about that clan-that-shall-not-be-named recruiting every single bum, rat and rapist? That is diplomacy and great leadership. Even bums and rapists tend to follow leaders. Organizations must grow to face impending challenges. Resources, manpower, knowledge - these are some of the ingredients of creating a sustainable organization. In this world, the strong thrives and strength comes in numbers.

In fact, even for each person, skills play very little part in his or her success. Have (superb) skills in a weapon? How about if the weapon you are using wouldn't even excite a poet? Have knowledge on where all spells will be loaded? Let me introduce you to a new concept: chance. Percentages. And luck. You could try a hundred times, and all it takes is one time for a lucky person to achieve all your efforts, and perceived skills. These will be the defination of how you will succeed in what you do. The most skillful person will fall from grace with just a bit of bad luck. Have you ever thought about "Argh, so close, if only the bash landed." or "Man, I was entry held. I even have good saves". AMS and nobash will help solve these and it takes skills! you claim. Well, every seen a mushroom cloud in your screen? Ever have a router going down on you? Are those skills?

Skills, the enigma that is Arctic Mud.

and they say italians dont have a sense of humor


[00:26] Martino: Klarr tells you 'l'
[00:26] Martino: You tell Klarr 'yes?'
[00:26] Martino: Klarr tells you 'heh, i assume the 'i think you are brama' was directed to me?'
[00:26] Martino: You tell Klarr 'i was obviously joking'
[00:26] Martino: Klarr tells you 'ah'
[00:26] Martino: You tell Klarr 'test'
[00:26] Martino: You tell Klarr 'give me my chest'
[00:26] Martino: Klarr tells you 'chest?'
[00:26] Martino: You tell Klarr 'ok you aren't brama'

Wednesday, June 15, 2005

You don't need to pass an IQ test to be an evil!

Yin shouts 'whoever died in that stupid saga, come to kalaman druids please for your gear. no this is not a trap'

[21:51] <@skiya> You tell Lo 'who are you'
[21:51] <@skiya> Lo tells you '<-- corleone'
[21:51] <@skiya> You tell Lo 'people marked you as ilya'
[21:51] <@skiya> Lo tells you 'who's ilya'
[21:51] <@skiya> Lo tells you 'funny thing is, i grouped with bsp all the time last wipe'
[21:51] <@skiya> You tell Lo 'so i can sort it out'
[21:51] <@skiya> You tell Lo 'who are you?'
[21:51] <@skiya> You tell Lo 'this is michiko'
[21:51] <@skiya> Lo tells you 'aliher'
[21:51] <@skiya> Lo tells you 'alisher*'
[21:51] <@skiya> You tell Lo 'arent you the one that looted all that gear in kalaman'
[21:51] <@skiya> silence
[21:51] <@skiya> for 3 tics now

Why I love #sufchat

[21:48] <@karat> ONE LIFE ONE MUD ONE SUF
[21:48] <@karat> YOU ARE NOTHING WITHOUT SUF

Tuesday, June 14, 2005

COREY RANDOMS IN REAL LIFE TOO

19:01 < Emperor_Corey> man
19:01 < Emperor_Corey> FUNNIEST
19:01 < Emperor_Corey> VISIT TO EB
19:01 < Emperor_Corey> EVER
19:01 < Emperor_Corey> electronics boutique
19:01 < Emperor_Corey> this fat ugly chick was behind hte counter
19:01 < Emperor_Corey> and i'm like, yea i need a world of warcraft game card
19:01 < Emperor_Corey> so she goes and gets it from the back
19:01 < Emperor_Corey> i pay for it
19:01 < Emperor_Corey> and she's like hey, what's your server/name?
19:01 < Emperor_Corey> and i'm like why
19:01 < Emperor_Corey> she's like i don't know, so we can talk to eachother and get to know eachother more
19:01 < Emperor_Corey> and i'm like fuck no, that would mean every time i look at my screen i'd see your face
19:01 < Emperor_Corey> and she started crying and i walked out

Monday, June 13, 2005

SirIlya: just for my crew

SirIlya: so vkeep vault eh
SirIlya: you need to teach me
SirIlya: !
CoreyLauze: laff
CoreyLauze: yea right !!!
SirIlya: dude
SirIlya: i wont teach wildlaws
SirIlya: or anyone
SirIlya: just for my crew
CoreyLauze: haha
CoreyLauze: no way
CoreyLauze: only like 3 people know it
SirIlya: why not man
SirIlya: yah
CoreyLauze: it loads like
SirIlya: you dru and mavlad

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SirIlya: i know
SirIlya: i just want the book
CoreyLauze: book? :P
SirIlya: you have all items maxxed
SirIlya: yes book
CoreyLauze: maybe it's changed since last wipe
SirIlya: dont bs me
SirIlya: i know
SirIlya: common corey
CoreyLauze: nope
SirIlya: dont say shit in irc
SirIlya: i dont want ppl pointing fingers at ppl!
SirIlya: im not telling wildlaws
SirIlya: i just want for myself!
SirIlya: nope what
SirIlya: you denying it or not teaching me
SirIlya: !
SirIlya: cooooorey
SirIlya: :P
CoreyLauze: nooooooooope
SirIlya: nope what!
CoreyLauze: no givey the kws

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SirIlya: on mitch mavlad and pablo
SirIlya: what if i teach you raynes
SirIlya: ...

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SirIlya: mmm
CoreyLauze: laff
CoreyLauze: like i care
CoreyLauze: i have quester
SirIlya: !

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CoreyLauze: we know raynes
SirIlya: who knows?
SirIlya: not doob
CoreyLauze: we know eveything
SirIlya: not mavlad
SirIlya: nope
SirIlya: lol
SirIlya: doob doesnt konw vault
CoreyLauze: we do

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CoreyLauze: yeap
SirIlya: you sure?:-)
CoreyLauze: we know the fault
CoreyLauze: vault.

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SirIlya: we'll see
SirIlya: ;-)
SirIlya: anyway
SirIlya: i dont think you know vault
SirIlya: !
SirIlya: if so
SirIlya: tell me what it is
SirIlya: i want vkeep vault
SirIlya: i trade you for raynes vault
SirIlya: !
SirIlya: doubt bsp konw it
SirIlya: but ok
SirIlya: bsp=scum
SirIlya: me=not!
SirIlya: fodder.crew
SirIlya: cept for you drew tino and few others
SirIlya: siding with stupid russian tyrant
SirIlya: lol
SirIlya: traitors!

this is going to be the awesomest awesomeness in the history of mankind's awesomery

word 2 your mothers, as it were

so i run up and smash an apple on his windshield

So for some strange reason I thought that starting an arctic blog would be a good idea.

Who knows what I'll put here... I never really thought I'd be interested in making a blog, but hey who knows.

If you use any of this information on here to find my poor levvel 7 multis, I'll level to 30 and pk you viciously.